Help. Me? Smiling? Haha, I don't think so. It's not that I don't want to smile. It's really more of the fact my face seems to find it physically impossible. See, my eyes squint up so they look like snake slits or what ever, and one of my cheeks shoots up whilst the other one doesn't, and then my actual 'smile' looks like a grimace or the expression of a pervert. I do not joke. Now I really do apologize if anyone has nightmares after viewing this or that their screen cracks. Okay, I've warned you. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the freak show that is......SciAwkward's smile.
HAHAH GOT YOU! Yes, those are my retainers. No way in hell are you getting a picture of my horrible smile. To be honest, having braces was a waste 'cause I have really straight teeth now, but I can't smile. So, yeah. :) Mwuhahahahah.
Now I'll have to get ideas for tomorrow's theme.
SciAwkward, signing off.
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